My 101

1. i am a bitch, honest, blunt and a deviant
2. i am both logical and artistic
3. i questioned my faith after the death of my grandma, i am still conflicted
4. i like pain with my pleasure
5. i prefer a mind fuck over the act of fucking
6. i started masturbating at the age of 5
7. i enjoy water and red wine
8. i judge stupid people and don’t tolerate stupid people judging others
9. i don’t make love, i fuck
10. my addictions are never substance related
11. i am bi-sexual
12. if i bleed i lick my own blood
13. i don’t want kids
14. i have tried to have a child
15. when i was younger i had a crush on my cousin
16. i have 5 black tattoos on my body
17. my driving is directly affected by the music i listen to
18. music is very important to me in life and i refuse to live without it
19. i have an exceptional memory when it comes to work and people, yet i can not remember my childhood
20. i always rise in the ranks at any job i accept, i like being on top
21. i have less then a handful of female friends, i do not play nice with them
22. one of my favorite video games is command and conquer
23. i enjoy watching basketball and i like to play golf
24. i love corsets and latex
25. i like to watch cartoons when i can
26. i enjoy dark, twisted humor
27. when i am uninspired i like to get piercings, tattoos or gage my ears
28. i love big cities and old, historic towns
29. i always have dark red, painted toes
30. words can move me to tears
31. when i come i can be violent, laugh or cry
32. i can masturbate without touching my cunt
33. i have three looks: i am about to fuck, i just got fucked and fuck off
34. i first had sex at 18, i am married to that man
35. i have had sex with 3 men
36. i was sexual at the age of 16 with another man
37. i have masturbated in the middle of class on many occasions
38. if allowed i would bite and scratch during sex
39. i have scarred my husband with scratches and nail digging
40. i drive a 5 speed and i love it, except in traffic
41. i sleep naked or in panties
42. i do not own a night gown
43. i have had orgasms in my sleep
44. i started writing in 8th grade
45. i prefer to write with pen and paper
46. i have been propositioned for threesomes on more then one occasion
47. i have fucked in a walk in refrigerator
48. i have fucked bent over my desk at work
49. at my previous job my much older assistant manager would grab my ass and i liked it
50. i used to send my previous assistant manager dirty emails
51. i believe in patterns and cycles
52. i love odd numbers
53. my cunt is always shaved and sometimes with a patch
54. i love finding bruises after a session
55. i enjoy the reminders of scratches and bruises
56. i had to call in sick once because of a bruise line on the front of my neck
57. i love being fucked till my cunt is raw and throbbing in pain
58. i have had to soak in the tub to ease the pain of a fucked raw cunt
59. if i was not married i would be the town slut
60. i am extremely picky about who i spread my legs for
61. i love being outdoors with my camera
62. i have been working since the age of 13
63. when i was a pre-teen an older boy would always try to touch me and fuck me for two summer camps in a row. he would touch my leg on the car ride to the camp.
64. i had a lesbian experience in my pre-teens with a girl i went to summer camp with
65. i have made out in a church parking lot
66. everyday i look at men and women that i would enjoy fucking
67. i can read someone in 5 minutes
68. i love watching a man jacking off
69. touching a hard cock makes my cunt wet
70. i am a computer geek
71. i love macs
72. i like the colors black, pink and red
73. i don’t follow, i lead
74. i like to be in control
75. i once masturbated with a knife handle
76. i used to cut and burn myself
77. i can cook very well
78. i am half asian, german and irish
79. i have a bad temper at times
80. i am the one that fixes items around the house and puts furniture together
81. i harbor not guilt, no shame and no remorse
82. i love to sit under the stars at night
83. i love to watch and read porn
84. a physical hot button for me is whispering in my ears and hot breath on my neck
85. i have not been anally fucked in over 6 years
86. i enjoy being bent over the knee and spanked like a 5 year old
87. i am flexible
88. i don’t mask life’s pains, i deal with them head on
89. i like asphyxiation, choking, breath play, bondage, toys, rape, rough, spanking and the list goes on
90. i love hearing a good voice and i am a sucker for english accents
91. my favorite sex positions are on top and from behind bent over the bed on my tippy toes
92. i mostly wear black bra and black panties
93. i carry an extra pair of panties in my purse just in case i get too wet
94. i have masturbated my whole commute home (45 miles) and soaked through my jeans and came in the driveway
95. i am naked or in panties in my house when i am home and i don’t care if the windows are open
96. when i heard there was a peeping tom in our neighborhood i was secretly aroused
97. i love the smell of latex gloves when they are covering my nose and mouth or deep inside my cunt
98. E plans on kidnapping and raping me with other men. i am looking forward to that.
99. i enjoy getting my cunt stuffed and stretched out
100. i want to get fucked in my ass with a real cock again (edit: happened several days after this post)
101. as much as i am a masochist, i am equally a sadist.